Only 1 Person Out Of Every 2 Billion Will Live To Be 116 Years Of Age.

TAKE THAT GRIM REAPER !!!!

Every Year, More Than 10 People Are Killed By Vending Machines.

 SPEND A BUCK AND SAVE YOUR LIFE !!!!

On 15th April, 1976 Ronald Wayne Sold His 10% Stake In Apple For $800. Now It's Worth $58,065,210,000.

ANY REGRETS ????

Jersey Shore Is Called 'Macaroni Rascals' In Japan.

THAT'S NOT BIGOTED AT ALL !!!!

Starfish Don't Have A Heart, Eyes Or Even A Brain.

DUH !!!!

You Are Always Looking At Your Nose But Your Brain Just Chooses To Ignore It.

ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW?

The CIA Spent 5 Years And $20 Million Trying To Train Cats To Spy.

Male Dolphins Assert Their Authority By Raping Other Males.

Female Chimps Tend To Collectively Dominate Males By Forming Alliances And To Use Sexuality To Control The Males.

Sandwiches Actually Taste Better When Other People Make Them 4 You. When We Make Food, We Get Desensitized 2 The Smell.

YOU GO GURL !!!!

There Is A Village In Austria Called Fucking. They Recently Tried Unsuccessfully To Change Their Fucking Name.

THAT'S SO FUCKING UNFAIR !!!!

Quagmire Is A Word That Means Soft And Flabby.

Giggity Giggity Giggity !!!!

Studies Show Most People Realize They Aren't The Same Person They Were 10 Years Ago But Feel They Won't Change In The Next 10 Years.

 DUMB FUCKS !!!!

The Mouth Of A Jellyfish Is Also Its Anus.

JUST LIKE THAT DOUCHE DOWN THE HALL !!!!

You Swallow About 600 Times Per Day.

SAYS THE HAPPY HOOKER !!!!

85% Of Women Are Wearing The Wrong Bra Size.

THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP STEPPING AND TRIPPING ON THEM !!!!